1994

Frisket swallows an unformat command Megabyte had just uncovered. Wanting to get it back, the virus has Enzo kidnapped, using him as bait to lure the dog into Silicon Tor.

Lorena makes a bet with Jake that greed can rip apart friendship, even the band’s friendship. Lorena and Jake create a plan to make the gang believe that there is…

Opening: Kenan is so nervous before the show starts that he begins pouring with sweat. Cooking With Randy And Mandy: Randy (Kenan) and Mandy (Angelique) host their own cooking show,…

Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers. videos: that dog. – ””old timer”” Revolting Cocks – ””Crackin’ Up”” MC 900 Foot…

NOVA explores the common threads that link the more than 5,000 languages of Earth, including a controversial theory that claims to reconstruct words from a time when only a handful…

After watching ””The Beverly Hillbillies”” on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead. videos: Dog Eat Dog – ””No Front”” The Bubblemen…

For an economics project at school, the gang decides to sell Sam’s Great Great Grandmother’s cold remedy. Sam is overwhelmed with greed, and later has to decide what’s more important-…

Opening: The cast hangs out on the playground before the show starts comparing their latest in hip footwear, including a pear of shoes that dispenses yogurt and has a built-in…

Louie’s dad gets fired so the entire family tries to think of ways to save money until he can get back on his feet. Meanwhile, summer vacation has started and…

Beavis and Butt-head go to the ””Creatures of Rock”” concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet. videos: Life Of Agony – ””This Time”” Iron Maiden…

The Chase’s Christmas is more complicated than usual when Angela’s anxious search for Rickie leads her into the world of runaway kids where she encounters a mysterious homeless girl.

NOVA travels to Lake Baikal, the world’s oldest and deepest lake, containing one-fifth of all the fresh water on Earth. Investigating Baikal from above, below and all around, NOVA charts…

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants. videos: Pantera – ””This Love”” Prince – ””The Most Beautiful Girl in the World”” Rush – ””Stick It…

Luther and Ruthanne try to help each other shed bad habits.

Amanda is forced to confront her Scrooge-like behavior when Bruce appears to her in a dream and leads her in a version of The Christmas Carol. He encourages her to…

The dogs want ’Fudgie Scout Cookies’, but don’t know how to go about getting them.  After close examination, the Little Dog comes to the conclusion that you need a door….

Horizon brings you Reports from Europe, America, and Australia on how wine making differs and asks whether the traditional and troubled European wine industry will have to change its methods…

Henderson, Lucas, Brody, and O’Neill are drawn into a furious underwater whirlpool that pulls their shuttle beneath the ocean floor and into a maze of ancient caverns.

When they try to go on vacation, the family discovers Marge’s debilitating fear of flying. Marge consults a psychoanalyst to find the source of her baffling fear.

Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad’s cancellation.

An old friend from Tony’s childhood, Darren, pays a visit to Tony. He aks Tony to help out one of their friends from a gang that he’s joined. The friend…

Sketches include ””Bill Clinton,”” ””Time Boxer,”” ””Looking Good,”” ””Matt Foley,”” ””Uncle Joe,”” ””The Incredible Hulk,”” ””Chris Elliot’s Bedtime Story,”” ””Jackie Stallone’s Psychic Circle””

Movie Plot: A story of some men who become mercenaries in an attack on Cuba. Also riffed was the short ”Platform Posture and Appearance.” On the SOL: Mike uses Servo’s…

The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen’s career day. videos: Slaughter – ””Real Love”” The Meices – ””Daddy’s Gone to CA”” Tool – ””Prison Sex””…

Munch spreads his usual Christmas cheer. Russert, who misses detective work, joins Meldrick on an investigation into the murder of a material witness, when she discovers she knows something about…

Mulder and Scully uncover strange occurrences in an elderly care home when one of the nurses is attacked by an unseen force she claims to be one of the 90…

It’s christmas time at the Lambert/Foster’s and J.T. decides he’s to old to spend Christmas with the family and he wants to go skiing with his buddies.Frank doesn’t want him…

Richie brings home a homeless person on Christmas.

A deranged man who is distraught over losing his job and his woman, takes over the TV station during Martin’s show, with a bomb strapped to his body.

Fraser realises that the only witness to a bank robbery committed by Santa Clauses is protecting his father and tries to save both the man and his son.

Benton makes a critical error when he publicizes the availability of a dying man’s organs before obtaining the wife’s permission. Lewis discovers that Cvetic has quit his job at the…

Khadijah’s long-time friend Sheri accepts a job as a columnist at Flavor. She quickly makes friends with Synclaire, and the two go out to lunch every day and constantly joke…

Torres is assigned to a case where he has to question his heritage.

A new weather girl joins the show and Dave ends up dating her, but he discovers that it is too dangerous to keep on seeing her so Damien tries his…

Londo summons his three wives to Babylon 5 so he can divorce two of them, Talia gets a visit from her obnoxious ex-husband – the only man ever to leave…

Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn’t performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne’s horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David’s dimwitted new girlfriend.

Ellen’s holidays are bittersweet, thanks to an acerbic new employee and a sugarcoated suitor. Meanwhile, Paige agonizes over what to get her overly sensitive mother for Christmas.

Marty and his wife and kids, and Jill’s parents come to visit and Tim and Jill try to solve their marital problems. Tim tries to beat Doc Johnson in the…

Grace has to contend with her ’down-in-the-dumps’ ex-mother-in-law and an invitation to a Christmas dance with Dougie.

On Christmas Eve,when Antonio buys Helen’s last jelly donut,new air traffic controller Bob snaps,pulls out a gun and takes Antonio hostage.Matters for Antonio only get worse when it is revealed…

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals’ weiners (and grab snakes). videos: Alice In Chains – ””I Stay Away”” Pride & Glory – ””Losin’ Your Mind””…

Just before a big bowl game, a rumor breaks out that Hayden may be taking a job in the pros.

Alison clashes with a man in her group meeting, NFL quarterback Terry Parsons. When Billy fails to show for a meeting featuring loved ones, Alison sneaks out to a bar…

Murphy joins the frenzied masses of toy shoppers, when she overhears Avery tell Santa that he wants the hottest toy on the market for Christmas. This holiday season is turning…

Maxwell refuses to divulge the identity of the celebrity recuperating from surgery in the Sheffields’ house.

Horizon presents a documentary on Synaesthesia which is an unusual disorder of perception in which barriers between the senses dissolve.

Dagwood maintains his innocence after being found guilty of murdering the genetic engineer who created him, despite having apparently been caught in the act on video.

A book fair in Miami becomes Jessica’s backdrop when she teams with a Russian detective to solve an art theft and murder.

Al’s organization, NO MA’AM, leads a strike when Al’s favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.

Winter preview; rodents; troubles with gravity.

The new guy at school, Tommy Keating, bad-mouths Jake around the school. After Tommy challenges Jake to a motorcyle race, Jake accepts. After hitting a speed bump at Sharkey’s, Jake…

Sketches include ””Joycelyn Elders,”” ””Japanese Game Show,”” ””Los Angeles Breast and Penis,”” ””Celebrity Memorial Auction,”” and ””Family Auto Trip.””

Movie Plot: A high school student develops mob ties and organizes a robbery of drug money. Also riffed was the short ”Out of this World.” On the SOL: The ’bots…

Mirage argues that love is weak, while Fashir thinks that it is stronger than her evil. Mirage sells Jasmine a magic lotion that turns her into a snake. Aladdin loves…

Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can’t pay. videos: Mojo Nixon – ””Elvis is Everywhere”” The Grays…

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff). videos: David Byrne – ””??Angels??”” Coverdale/Page – ””Pride & Joy”” Iggy Pop – ””Butt…

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ””captains,”” and return the camera for a reward. videos: R.E.M. – ””Shiny Happy People”” Rick Dees – ””Get…

Alex and Ray have a falling-out and Alex is afraid Ray will disclose her secret to the plant.

After uncovering the fact that an elderly woman’s tongue was cut out, Kay decides it is time to take a vacation. She returns home and while she is there she…

While investigating the connection between the abduction of several teenagers and a rural religious cult, Mulder and Scully discover a secret test being performed on the children using the ”Purity…

Carol and Frank go on a romantic getaway, but Carol can think of nothing but the baby. Mark meets a girl, but is surprised by her appearance.