1989

Kevin falls head over heels for his substitute professor and begins wooing her. However, he gets a shock when Mr. Belvedere hits it off with her and a jealous Kevin…

An android is sent from the future to destroy Superboy. A female android, who knows Superboy’s identity, assists him in defeating the android before he completes his mission.

Christine fixes Luther up with a friend.

Movie Plot: The hand of an astronaut goes around killing people after his body is blown up. Intro: Cambot sets up a laugh track for the SOL. Segment One: Joel…

Marla Murlee is a con artist posing as a psychic. She tries to contact someone from the Titanic disaster but is booed by her rival Harry Lee. Freddy hears this…

Grant’s friend Ross tries to hack his parents after watching the Sheer Madness show.

(Academy Graduation) Sheriff John F. Duffy is at the podium and makes the police cadets repeat, ”I solemnly swear that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties I’m about…

Dale finds a meteorite that gives him amazing powers and decides to use it to his advantage by becoming a superhero dedicated to doing good.

Paula tells Greg that she’s tired of him only calling her as a diversion, so if he wants her he’ll have to prove it. Michael helps Linda find an apartment….

During their vacation in Hawaii, Gadget runs into an exact double of herself who gets her into some sticky situations!

Dale emulates his favorite spy hero while playing spy games with Chip, Monty & Gadget.

Game pressure gives Hayden a facial tic before a national telecast.

An abused wife calls Jack’s show fearing for her life. Their paths cross and they become romantically involved. The reappearance of the abusive husband throws Jack into the middle of…

Movie Plot: Bela Lugosi plays a mad scientist who steals bodies for evil experiments. Also riffed was the short: ”Commando Cody: Radar Men from the Moon, part 3.” Segment One:…

The crew intercepts a message from Kryten’s manufacturer, DivaDroid International, declaring him obsolete and announcing his successor, the all-singing, all-dancing Hudzen-10. Left with days to live by an inbuilt self-destruct…

Before WWII, San Francisco’s Chinatown was a separate world, closed to outsiders, ruled by rigid homeland customs. But in the 1930s, second generation Chinese Americans defied cultural tradition to pursue…

The maiden voyage of the Ranger Wing turns into an adventure when Dale flies into the jet stream which takes them halfway across the world to a beautiful valley in…

George meets the perfect girl, except for her large rear end. Michael and Stephanie consult with a baby naming guru.

While Murphy is throwing a birthday party for Gene Kinsella, Miles recognizes a woman he had a one-night stand with at a broadcaster’s convention, Mrs. Kinsella. However, Kinsella thinks that…

Ioki is confronted by a teenage boy with a gun, who three years earlier Ioki had talked into turning in his drug abusing family.

Mary Jo takes a second job at a fast food place when Ted’s child support payment is late.

Monty is torn between an old flame and his loyalty to the Rescue Rangers.

A Talkshow host who is doing a story about if nightmares can kill, is being haunted by Freddy. He goes ahead with the story anyway despite Freddy’s warnings. The second…

Al has finally saved up enough money to buy Christmas gifts for everyone, but a few late customers to the shoe store makes Al unable to get to the bank.

The town gets a shock when bachelor Mayor Sam is confronted on the speaker’s platform by a young woman claiming he is the father of her five children. Julie Adams,…

Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.

When his Christmas bonus is cancelled, Homer becomes a department-store Santa–and then bets his meager earnings at the track. When all seems lost, Homer and Bart save Christmas by adopting…

A look at the maneating tigers of the Sundarbans delta in India.

A destructive force escapes its box, and Superboy, being the greatest force of good, is its target. The overseer of the box aids Superboy in capturing the force before further…

When Bayside’s rival school, Valley, revives the schools’ ongoing prank war, the gang tries to get even.

A has-been musician who is down on his luck finally decides to pawn the only thing that means anything to him to make a few bucks, but realises that what…

Sketches included ””Interrupted PSA,”” ””Church Chat,”” ””The Night Hanukkah Harry Saved Christmas,”” ””Hal Jerome Tribute,”” and ””Before the Wedding.”” Tracy Chapman performed ””Gimme One Reason.””

(2:30 PM Traffic Stop) Multnomah Co. Sheriff’s Dept – Sgt. Loren Caddy says another officer has a potential DWI under arrest and he needs Loren to breathalize him. A car…

Andrew and Kirk ride along with the police.

With a bullet wound in the chest, Charley disappears from Falcon Crest. Because Chris Agretti is missing, Sydney worries that Ian and Charley might have killed him. Sharpe gains control…

Laura wants to go to an upcoming dance with a good-looking boy. Carl and Eddie try to find Laura a date. Carl asks Steve Urkel to take Laura to the…

J.R. and Cally manage to repair their relationship. Carter traps Cliff in a sexual blackmail plot. James disapproves of his father’s business tactics. Kay wants to know Bobby’s intentions are…

Gary convinces Amanda to go to the police and report that Danny raped her. She does, but because she went to Danny’s of her own free will and took a…

A valuable painting and a foreign country’s national treasure is stolen by a master thief during its exhibition in the U.S., and the team must recover it before the situatioin…

Doogie feigns illness to get out of working the night shift on Christmas Eve so he can go to a party.

It’s Christmas, and pregnant young lady is on the run from two mobsters. Gertrude makes a surprise visit to McCabe, and helps with the Christmas celebration.

Hayden runs away to protest Kelly’s wedding to Stuart.

NOVA re-enacts a classic case of classroom detection when English schoolboys track down a secret Soviet launch site. Docudrama.

Movie Plot: A mad scientist turns his assistant into a monster to help get revenge. Also riffed was the short: ”Commando Cody: Radar Men from the Moon, part 2.” Segment…

Lister’s despair at life after humanity lifts when Kryten, having discovered some mutated development fluid, creates photographs that literally revisit the past. With no regard for the laws of causality,…

Bascom Lamar Lunsford was a pioneer folklorist who in the 1920s began a campaign to preserve mountain music and dance. He dignified what was known as ”hillbilly music.” Knocking on…

Joanna’s Aunt Louise visits bearing gifts, despite her long-standing opinion that Joanna is much too good for Dick.

To start a significant dialog, Murphy decides she will break the technicians’ strike by bringing both sides together for cake and conversation.

ALF is relegated once again to the attic when the Tanners throw a Hawaiian luau.

Fat as a feminist issue surfaces when Suzanne endures cruel jokes about her weight at her high-school reunion; Anthony enlists Julia and Mary Jo to join him in a two-day…

This is a sequel to Bloodlines. Lisa Wax has to babysit for the Burtons, not knowing that the Burtons’ eldest adopted daughter Patty has been locked up in the family…

A portrait of the endangered mountain gorilla in equatorial Africa.

Lex Luthor strikes Superboy with a surge of solar energy that causes his powers to go out of control. Luthor plans to force a government pardon by promising to reverse…

Wesley needs to take an additional class to fill up his schedule and decides on print shop but once he takes the class, he takes full advantage of the copy…

Zack’s plans of winning over Kelly Kapowski on the first day of high school are foiled when new transfer student, A.C Slater, also competes for her.

12 (3:40 PM Street Patrol) East Precinct. People call because they think have a rattlesnake in their yard. Officer Lon Sweeney says it is a bull snake and uses a…

A producer’s assistant meets his match when he agrees to housesit for his boss and falls for the sexy young woman who is supposed to be helping him out.

Dr. Jeffcoate tries to cope with a class clown.

Sketches include ””George Bush and Dan Quayle””, ””Yard-A-Pult,”” ””Messy Date””, ””Tales of the Runaway Boulder,”” ””Attack of the Masturbating Zombies,”” ””Rockefeller is Evil,”” ””A Betty Ford Straight Arrow Christmas””, and…

Charley keeps the pressure on Emma to sell to Sharpe, despite the fact that she is pregnant. After Charley tells Ian about Sydney’s affair with Chris Agretti at the winery,…

Laura sells a quilt Grandmother Winslow considered an heirloom.

Carrie agonizes over the fate of her client, a teenage gang member, accused of a fatal stabbing.

Cally thinks that Michelle is lying about her affair with J.R and she ends up confessing about an affair of her own. Kay attempts to help Bobby’s deal with the…

Garry meets 1950s stand-up comic Eddie King.

Paige and Tom get back together. Joe, who works for Oakman, punches Paige and steals her purse in front of Tom. Tom calls Oakman and says he’s dating her because…